dontgetmestarted

Why would any bloke want to make his head look like the back end of Mr Ed? Don’t be mistaken don’t be mislead…well yes he is a horses arse. I just don’t get it. now everybody sing to the tune of Paul McCartney “Band on...

I like Obama. I could imagine having a beer and a yarn with him. Invite him for dinner. But what has he achieved? American debt has nearly doubled. Guns are still killing people. Americans are still killing foreigners in their own countries. Last year the...

Received nice letter from civic compliance today saying I have run a red arrow in my car. I am going to court on this one. I have done it before and won, I expect to win again. Red arrows are un-Australian, certainly un-Melbourne. All they...

From the outside rugby looks like 1 bloke pushing 2 blokes up 3 other blokes’ backsides as they have a kind of reverse tug-of-war with the opposition. Then to make it interesting a little bloke introduces the ball into this mass of legs. Occasionally, inevitably,...

We bought a second hand car. We went for lunch to celebrate. When we came out the battery was flat! No problem the dealer rescued us and replaced the battery but that meant we could not turn on the radio. Car radios have a security...

I was born, bred and raised in Melbourne, Australia. Now lets deconstruct that. Melbourne is constantly rated worlds most liveable city http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/melbourne-named-worlds-most-liveable-city-for-fifth-year-running-20150818-gj1he8.html Australia is one of the worlds most lucky countries. We are big, sparsely populated, miles from anywhere and if you dig down you...